Did you see what he gave her for Christmas?
No! What did he buy?
A garden bird feeder. If you look out the window you can see it.
That's a bit over the top. Three kinds of seeds, suet balls, peanuts and some left-over turkey and bacon!
Why did he buy that?
I think it was just to annoy that big fat pigeon sitting on the fence who can't get to any of it and who has to wait for tits and chaffinches and robins to knock some it to the ground.
But small birds are unlikely to come while the pigeon sits there.
That's just the point. He knows it will get up the pigeon's back. He doesn't like pigeons.
Has he got over his operation yet?
Not quite. All we hear is him moaning about his car: not allowed to drive for another week. She keeps a close eye on him, but as soon as she is out of the door he is up to something or other he shouldn't be, although he found that difficult at Christmas with his daughter and grandson acting as assistant warders.
I bet that made the pigeon smile!
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